Welcome to a new Millenium! So you found yourself in a quite different world, everything is changing faster and faster, and you worry about not fitting in anymore?

Congratulations! We appreciate your decision to reach out and search for professional help, our Specialists are the best to date that medical Science can offer in the field of sexuality and gender assimilation and correction.

Let us explain a little how our societies paradigm shifted within the last couple of years:

Following former medical condition has been naturalized as our new standard for human sexuality and cultural identity:

Intersexuality (or Hermaphroditism) is no longer an aberration of anatomy before the medical establishment, nor subject to societies gender anxiety, and no longer an abomination before the catholic church.

It now (first introduced in 2001) serves as our "Answer to all questions" !

No longer are humans segregated by their anatomy, marginalized by their sexuality, or killed in a rage of Trans or Homophobia.

The pathological Masculinity no longer threatens World Peace, nor has the pathological Femininity to find itself in the chains of procreation or sexist opression.

Hermaphroditism has been found to be the natural equalizer, even beyond racial and class discrepancies, who have slowly but surely receeded within the last couple of years.

Enormous advances within Science, Medicine and Genetic Engeneering allow us today to take our destiny into our own hands.

A few things that are very important:

- The earlier the treatment begins, the better the outcome:
Every child born should be refered to one of our specialists, and even prenatal screening can provide you with only the offspring you really want! No more infant surgery is neccessary if you decide quickly and responsible as the prospective parent, and choose prenatal care now.
- Report your neighbors children, if you see them being neglegted and suffering from gendered identities:
Many people still believe, the old way of the two-gender-system is better. We all know this is not only wrong, it actually is illegal. You can call the Department of Hybridity and Hygiene at any time under following toll-free number: 1-800-123-HERM (absolute anonymity is insured).
- Start with yourself!
Get your diagnosis today with one of our specialists or make an appointment. Stop being just half a human being - become a 100% Human!

NOTE: To end the satire right now:

About 0,5 - 4 % of all life births are born intersexed - that means individuals, whose anatomy differs from the standard of what is considered male or female. Up to this day, IGM - intersex genital mutilation is being performed on babies and children (about 5 Surgeries a day in the USA). Not only have hermaphrodites or intersexed individuals still no legal support to be acknowledged as what they are: either as not sick and deseased and in need of medical intervention, or as a potential third sex, which would criminalize medical practices, broaden awareness of this phenomena and maybe indeed lessen the overall violence and heterosexism within the (current) two sexes. Furthermore, GID - Gender Identity Dysphoria is still being treated as a mental desease and transgendered children are being taken away from their supportive parents. Still, the sexuality of people is handled by the law, and anything that is not conform with the heterosexual norm is being criminalized, pathologized, immoralized, or colonized and exploited in "alternative" media. Androgyny is glorified in fashion and mainstream culture, but any variation of real bodies is being punished and eradicaded. Shame and secrecy still lead to 25-30% Suicides in Hermaphrodites.

For more information go to following websites:

www.isna.org
www.genderfreenation.de
www.postgender.de (german)

Following Books are recommended:

"As Nature Made Him" John Colapinto Harper Perennial (2001)
 
"Hermaphrodites and the Medical Invention of Sex" Alice Domurat Dreger Harvard Univ Press (2000)