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Are you pregnant? Do you want to have children? Do you want a family?
 
 
 

HOW TO PREVENT THE BIRTH

OF A   CHILD:



 

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Do not eat FRUIT and VEGETABLES together!
 
 

Do not MIX COLOR in your choice of garb!
 
 

Avoid HOMOSEXUAL friends!
 

Do not go out during TWILIGHT!
 
 

Do not COUNT beyond 2!
 

Don’t EVER masturbate by stimulating your clitoris!
 
 

 


We highly suggest PRE-NATAL SCREENING so you wont end up
with PINK AND BABY-BLUE items (which AGAIN could result

in an intersexual development of the fetus!)


If you still give birth to an hermaphroditic child, it’s your fault.
You DO have the option to have your child surgically corrected early in childhood.

Your child will thank you for that in the future. Be sure of that!*



 

*If you did not get it, this page is highly sarcastic and GFN is absolutely against the mutilation of intersexed babies!!!
 

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